function subconcious() {
	document.getElementById("content").innerHTML="\
	\
	<a href=\"javascript:gnome()\"><img src=\"http://elliotwaite.com/images/subconcious.jpg\" /></a>\
	\
	<object classid=\"CLSID:6BF52A52-394A-11D3-B153-00C04F79FAA6\"\
	        type=\"application/x-oleobject\" width=\"0\" height=\"0\">\
	    <param name=\"url\" value=\"audio/subconcious.mp3\">\
	    <param name=\"playcount\" value=\"1\">\
	    <param name=\"autostart\" value=\"true\">\
	    <param name=\"volume\" value=\"100\">\
	    <!-- For other browsers * Windows Media Player -->\
	    <!--[if !IE]> <-->\
	     <object width=\"0\" height=\"0\" type=\"application/x-mplayer2\" >\
	        <param name=\"fileName\" value=\"audio/subconcious.mp3\">\
	        <param name=\"autostart\" value=\"1\">\
	        <param name=\"playcount\" value=\"1\">\
	        <param name=\"volume\" value=\"0\">\
	     </object>\
	     <!--> <![endif]-->\
	</object>\
	\
	";
}

function gnome() {
	document.getElementById("content").innerHTML="\
	\
	<a href=\"javascript:happybirthdayteresa()\"><img src=\"http://elliotwaite.com/images/gnome.jpg\" /></a>\
	\
	<object classid=\"CLSID:6BF52A52-394A-11D3-B153-00C04F79FAA6\"\
	        type=\"application/x-oleobject\" width=\"0\" height=\"0\">\
	    <param name=\"url\" value=\"audio/gnome.mp3\">\
	    <param name=\"playcount\" value=\"1\">\
	    <param name=\"autostart\" value=\"true\">\
	    <param name=\"volume\" value=\"100\">\
	    <!-- For other browsers * Windows Media Player -->\
	    <!--[if !IE]> <-->\
	     <object width=\"0\" height=\"0\" type=\"application/x-mplayer2\" >\
	        <param name=\"fileName\" value=\"audio/gnome.mp3\">\
	        <param name=\"autostart\" value=\"1\">\
	        <param name=\"playcount\" value=\"1\">\
	        <param name=\"volume\" value=\"0\">\
	     </object>\
	     <!--> <![endif]-->\
	</object>\
	\
	";
}

function happybirthdayteresa() {
	document.getElementById("content").innerHTML="\
	\
	<a href=\"javascript:whatsthepoint()\"><img src=\"http://elliotwaite.com/images/happybirthdayteresa.jpg\" /></a>\
	\
	<object classid=\"CLSID:6BF52A52-394A-11D3-B153-00C04F79FAA6\"\
	        type=\"application/x-oleobject\" width=\"0\" height=\"0\">\
	    <param name=\"url\" value=\"audio/happybirthdayteresa.mp3\">\
	    <param name=\"playcount\" value=\"1\">\
	    <param name=\"autostart\" value=\"true\">\
	    <param name=\"volume\" value=\"100\">\
	    <!-- For other browsers * Windows Media Player -->\
	    <!--[if !IE]> <-->\
	     <object width=\"0\" height=\"0\" type=\"application/x-mplayer2\" >\
	        <param name=\"fileName\" value=\"audio/happybirthdayteresa.mp3\">\
	        <param name=\"autostart\" value=\"1\">\
	        <param name=\"playcount\" value=\"1\">\
	        <param name=\"volume\" value=\"0\">\
	     </object>\
	     <!--> <![endif]-->\
	</object>\
	\
	";
}

function whatsthepoint() {
	document.getElementById("content").innerHTML="\
	\
	<a href=\"javascript:bluesubaru()\"><img src=\"http://elliotwaite.com/images/whatsthepoint.jpg\" /></a>\
	\
	<object classid=\"CLSID:6BF52A52-394A-11D3-B153-00C04F79FAA6\"\
	        type=\"application/x-oleobject\" width=\"0\" height=\"0\">\
	    <param name=\"url\" value=\"audio/whatsthepoint.mp3\">\
	    <param name=\"playcount\" value=\"1\">\
	    <param name=\"autostart\" value=\"true\">\
	    <param name=\"volume\" value=\"100\">\
	    <!-- For other browsers * Windows Media Player -->\
	    <!--[if !IE]> <-->\
	     <object width=\"0\" height=\"0\" type=\"application/x-mplayer2\" >\
	        <param name=\"fileName\" value=\"audio/whatsthepoint.mp3\">\
	        <param name=\"autostart\" value=\"1\">\
	        <param name=\"playcount\" value=\"1\">\
	        <param name=\"volume\" value=\"0\">\
	     </object>\
	     <!--> <![endif]-->\
	</object>\
	\
	";
}

function bluesubaru() {
	document.getElementById("content").innerHTML="\
	\
	<a href=\"javascript:lastcall()\"><img src=\"http://elliotwaite.com/images/bluesubaru.jpg\" /></a>\
	\
	<object classid=\"CLSID:6BF52A52-394A-11D3-B153-00C04F79FAA6\"\
	        type=\"application/x-oleobject\" width=\"0\" height=\"0\">\
	    <param name=\"url\" value=\"audio/bluesubaru.mp3\">\
	    <param name=\"playcount\" value=\"1\">\
	    <param name=\"autostart\" value=\"true\">\
	    <param name=\"volume\" value=\"100\">\
	    <!-- For other browsers * Windows Media Player -->\
	    <!--[if !IE]> <-->\
	     <object width=\"0\" height=\"0\" type=\"application/x-mplayer2\" >\
	        <param name=\"fileName\" value=\"audio/bluesubaru.mp3\">\
	        <param name=\"autostart\" value=\"1\">\
	        <param name=\"playcount\" value=\"1\">\
	        <param name=\"volume\" value=\"0\">\
	     </object>\
	     <!--> <![endif]-->\
	</object>\
	\
	";
}

function lastcall() {
	document.getElementById("content").innerHTML="\
	\
	<a href=\"javascript:checkitout()\"><img src=\"http://elliotwaite.com/images/lastcall.jpg\" /></a>\
	\
	<object classid=\"CLSID:6BF52A52-394A-11D3-B153-00C04F79FAA6\"\
	        type=\"application/x-oleobject\" width=\"0\" height=\"0\">\
	    <param name=\"url\" value=\"audio/lastcall.mp3\">\
	    <param name=\"playcount\" value=\"1\">\
	    <param name=\"autostart\" value=\"true\">\
	    <param name=\"volume\" value=\"100\">\
	    <!-- For other browsers * Windows Media Player -->\
	    <!--[if !IE]> <-->\
	     <object width=\"0\" height=\"0\" type=\"application/x-mplayer2\" >\
	        <param name=\"fileName\" value=\"audio/lastcall.mp3\">\
	        <param name=\"autostart\" value=\"1\">\
	        <param name=\"playcount\" value=\"1\">\
	        <param name=\"volume\" value=\"0\">\
	     </object>\
	     <!--> <![endif]-->\
	</object>\
	\
	";
}

function checkitout() {
	document.getElementById("content").innerHTML="\
	\
	<a href=\"javascript:theend()\"><img src=\"http://elliotwaite.com/images/checkitout.jpg\" /></a>\
	\
	<object classid=\"CLSID:6BF52A52-394A-11D3-B153-00C04F79FAA6\"\
	        type=\"application/x-oleobject\" width=\"0\" height=\"0\">\
	    <param name=\"url\" value=\"audio/checkitout.mp3\">\
	    <param name=\"playcount\" value=\"1\">\
	    <param name=\"autostart\" value=\"true\">\
	    <param name=\"volume\" value=\"100\">\
	    <!-- For other browsers * Windows Media Player -->\
	    <!--[if !IE]> <-->\
	     <object width=\"0\" height=\"0\" type=\"application/x-mplayer2\" >\
	        <param name=\"fileName\" value=\"audio/checkitout.mp3\">\
	        <param name=\"autostart\" value=\"1\">\
	        <param name=\"playcount\" value=\"1\">\
	        <param name=\"volume\" value=\"0\">\
	     </object>\
	     <!--> <![endif]-->\
	</object>\
	\
	";
}

function theend() {
	document.getElementById("content").innerHTML="\
	\
	<a href=\"javascript:subconcious()\"><img src=\"http://elliotwaite.com/images/theend.jpg\" /></a>\
	\
	";
}

function obsession() {
	document.getElementById("content").innerHTML="\
	\
	<a href=\"javascript:subconcious()\"><img src=\"http://elliotwaite.com/images/obsession.jpg\" /></a>\
	\
	<object classid=\"CLSID:6BF52A52-394A-11D3-B153-00C04F79FAA6\"\
	        type=\"application/x-oleobject\" width=\"0\" height=\"0\">\
	    <param name=\"url\" value=\"audio/obsession.mp3\">\
	    <param name=\"playcount\" value=\"1\">\
	    <param name=\"autostart\" value=\"true\">\
	    <param name=\"volume\" value=\"100\">\
	    <!-- For other browsers * Windows Media Player -->\
	    <!--[if !IE]> <-->\
	     <object width=\"0\" height=\"0\" type=\"application/x-mplayer2\" >\
	        <param name=\"fileName\" value=\"audio/obsession.mp3\">\
	        <param name=\"autostart\" value=\"1\">\
	        <param name=\"playcount\" value=\"1\">\
	        <param name=\"volume\" value=\"0\">\
	     </object>\
	     <!--> <![endif]-->\
	</object>\
	\
	";
}

function lostatsea() {
	document.getElementById("content").innerHTML="\
	\
	<a href=\"javascript:subconcious()\"><img src=\"http://elliotwaite.com/images/lostatsea.jpg\" /></a>\
	\
	<object classid=\"CLSID:6BF52A52-394A-11D3-B153-00C04F79FAA6\"\
	        type=\"application/x-oleobject\" width=\"0\" height=\"0\">\
	    <param name=\"url\" value=\"audio/lostatsea.mp3\">\
	    <param name=\"playcount\" value=\"1\">\
	    <param name=\"autostart\" value=\"true\">\
	    <param name=\"volume\" value=\"100\">\
	    <!-- For other browsers * Windows Media Player -->\
	    <!--[if !IE]> <-->\
	     <object width=\"0\" height=\"0\" type=\"application/x-mplayer2\" >\
	        <param name=\"fileName\" value=\"audio/lostatsea.mp3\">\
	        <param name=\"autostart\" value=\"1\">\
	        <param name=\"playcount\" value=\"1\">\
	        <param name=\"volume\" value=\"0\">\
	     </object>\
	     <!--> <![endif]-->\
	</object>\
	\
	";
}

function getkey(e)
{
var keynum;
var keychar;
var numcheck;

if(window.event) { keynum = e.keyCode; }
else if(e.which) { keynum = e.which; }

if(keynum==13) obsession();
if(keynum==32) lostatsea();
if(keynum==49) subconcious();
if(keynum==50) gnome();
if(keynum==51) happybirthdayteresa();
if(keynum==52) whatsthepoint();
if(keynum==53) bluesubaru();
if(keynum==54) lastcall();
if(keynum==55) checkitout();
if(keynum==27) theend();
}